Rereid
of the Dresden Files
Book
1: Storm Front
by
Jim Butcher
Part
2
Chapter
4
Harry
returns to his office to find Monica-No-Name writing on the back of
the note he left for her. Harry apologizes for being late, explaining
he consults for the police. Monica is surprised to learn that.
Harry
invites her into the office and she seems very nervous. Monica's
husband is missing and she wants Harry to locate him. Her husband had
packed up a few things and left and she hasn't seen him in three
days. Harry asks Monica why she approached him instead of the police.
Monica
reveals that since her husband lost his job, he has been getting into
magic. She thinks the police will dismiss it as a husband walking out
on his family. Harry offers to refer her to a private eye, but Monica
thinks Harry's familiarity with magic will help him locate her
husband. Harry asks a few background questions about her husband,
including his name. Obviously lying, Monica says her husband is
George.
Monica
is reluctant to give her husband's real name for fear of Harry using
magic against him. Harry gives her a sell on its bad for business,
and that she can trust him, etc. Convinced, she tells Harry his name
is Victor Sells. Monica thinks Victor may be using their house on
Lake Providence.
Harry
and Monica hammer out the bill (50/hour plus expenses). Monica hands
Harry an envelop for $500. Finally, Monica hands Harry an envelop
with contact information, a picture of Victor, and an amulet her
husband had left behind. Monica says her goodbyes and leaves. Harry
opens the envelop and sees it is made from a dead scropion.
I shuddered. Scorpions
were symbolically powerful in certain circles of belief. They weren't
usually symbols of anything good or wholesome, either. A lot of
petty, mean spells could be focused around a little talisman like
that. If you wore it next to your skin, as such things are supposed
to be worn, the prickly legs of the thing would be a constant poking
and agitation at your chest, a continual reminder that it was there.
The dried stinger and the tail's tip might actually pierce the skin
of anyone who tried to give the wearer a hug. Its crablike pincers
would catch in a man's chest hair, or scratch and the curves of a
woman's breasts. Nasty, unpleasant thing. Not evil, as such—but
you sure as hell weren't likely to do happy shiny things with magic
with such an item around your neck.
Harry
is starting to think Victor may have actually gotten into the Art.
Many newbie sorcerer's think they need to isolate themselves to learn
magic. Isolation just allows weak or untrained minds to concentrate
better.
While
calling hospitals to see looking for John Does matching Victor's
description, Harry thought he saw the scorpion move out of the corner
of his eye. Harry reaches out with his sense but doesn't detect
anything unnatural about the amulet other than its creepy.
Thoughts
Monica
is very nervous and cagey around Harry. She knows not to look him in
they eyes, reluctant to give Harry real names, and gives Harry that
amulet. I think she knows more about magic and wizards then she's
letting on.
That
is one creepy amulet you made their, Victor. And who names their kids
Victor unless you want them to be creepy. What choice did Victor have
but to grow up, find magic during a mid-life crisis, and make creepy,
scorpion amulets.
And
bad, Harry. When a creepy, possibly magical amulet twitches, don't
ignore it. You will regret it. Especially when it was made by a guy
named Victor.
Chapter
5
Harry heads to McAnally's
pub. The pub is place that the supernatural crowd likes to hang out.
Mac is used to the problems caused by wizards so there are no
electronics to short out. The bar has thirteen of everything; bar
stool, tables, windows, mirrors, and columns. The layout of the bar
dissipates energies that tend to gather around wizards. Mac rarely
ever speaks in more than grunts or single word sentences.
Harry's calls to the
morgues had not turned up Victor Sell's body and Harry has come down
to McAnally's to enjoy Mac's home brewed beer and a steak sandwich.
Harry talks about his day with Mac when a newspaper catches his eye.
The front page is about a ThreeEye rampage. ThreeEye is a new drug
that is supposed to give the user the third sight. Harry thinks its a
bunch of crap.
Susan Rodriguez, reporter
for the Arcane, walks up to the bar. The Arcane was a
magazine that covered supernatural and the paranormal. Usually the
report on bogus stories you see in the tabloids, but occasionally the
report on true supernatural events like the Unseelie Incursion of
1994 when the entire city of Milwaukee had vanished for two hours.
Susan had interviewed Harry when he started his own business and had
fainted when she and Harry had soulgazed.
Flirting, Susan tries to
get harry to tell her about what happened at the Madison. Harry
refuses because of a nondisclosure agreement with Chicago P.D. She
persist, asking for something off the record.
“Can't help you,
Susan,” I told her. “Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me, et
cetera.”
“Just a hint,” she
pressed. “A word of comment. Something shared between two people
who are very attracted to one another.”
“Which two people would
that be?”
She put an elbow on the
counter and propped her chin in her hand, studying me through
narrowed eyes and thick, long lashes. One of the things that appealed
to me about her was that even though she used her charm and
femininity relentlessly in pursuit of her stories, she had no concept
of just how attractive she really was—I had seen that when I looked
within her last year. “Harry Dresden,” she said, “you are a
thoroughly maddening man.” Her eyes narrowed a bit further. “You
didn't look down my blouse even once, did you,” she accused.
Harry claims he is pure
of heart and mind. While she laughs, he takes the opportunity to look
down her blouse. Susan starts asking Harry yes and no questions about
the case, knowing that Harry is a poor liar. In the midst of those
questions, she asks Harry to dinner on Saturday. Harry is flustered
and she tells him to be ready at 9 and to dress nicely. Harry agrees,
still confused, not sure if agreed to a date or an interrogation. Mac
brings harry his steak sandwich.
Harry asks Mac why he
agreed to the date with Susan. It will be hard for him not to let
slip any details about the case. Mac grunts. Harry points out she is
very attractive, and he is “red-blooded male” so a slip of
judgment is to be expected. Mac calls Harry dumb.
Harry realizes that his
plans to go out to the Lake House to look for Victor on Saturday is
ruined and he has to head out tonight. Tomorrow, Friday, he plans on
going to see Bianca (despite Murphy's orders). Harry's thoughts about
his date/interrogation with Susan dredgs up the memory of past
relationships.
I had been a miserable
failure in relationships,e ver since my first love went sour. I mean,
a lot of teenage guys fail in their first relationships.
Not many of them murder
the girl involved.
I shied away from that
line of thought, lest it bring up too many old memories.
My
Thoughts
Mac is a lot like Silent
Bob, he speaks mostly in grunts or one words, and then out of the
blue he says complete sentences. He also brews great bear and makes a
mean steak.
Harry is not used to
flirting and Susan is great at keeping him off balanced. Harry is
never sure if she really is attracted to him or if she is just after
the story. With Susan, its both. It is hilarious that Harry makes the
comment of being pure of heart and then looks down her blouse. He is
still a guy.
Harry's thoughts turn
real dark there at the end. In his mind he believes he killed his
girlfriend. There is more to the story and it is directly tied into
the Doom of Damocles that hangs over his head.
Chapter
6
Harry stops by his
basement apartment after McAnally's to feed his cat, Mister. He picks
up his car, the Blue Beetle, a beat up old VW bug that has seen
better days. Harry's mechanic, Mike, has kept it running through
various monster encounters. After so much body damage, the Blue
Beetle has barely any blue on it anymore.
Dresden heads out to the
Sell's lake house up I-94. Lake Providence is a place with very
expensive lake house, and though the lake house isn't as big as some
of the others, Harry speculates that Victor most have made decent
money before he lost his job. Harry takes a look around the exterior
and finds a red, film canister. Harry keeps the canister since they
make great containers for magical ingredients.
The house is locked, and
while Harry could break in and hex the security system, its bad
“juju” to enter a house uninvited. For a supernatural, it can
really interfere with them holding their physical form together, for
a wizard it can make it hard to use magic inside. It's also bad
manners. Harry rings the doorbell, but no one answers. Something nags
at Harry, and he thinks someone has been staying in the house
recently.
Harry decides to summon a
local faerie to question. He makes a circle in the dirt, covers it
with leaves, and leaves a thimble of milk, a bowl of honey, and a
piece of bread with Harry's blood on the bottom. The trap is set to
catch a faerie.
There are two parts of
magic for faerie catching. One, you have to no the faerie's True
Name. If you no a True Name, you can create a link with magic. And
knowing the name is not enough, you have to know how to exactly
pronounce it. The second part to faerie catching is a magic circle. A
magic circle sets a limit on the magic being performed, helps the
wizard focus and direct more easily. It also blocks outside energy. A
circle also can trap magical creatures (faeries) or keep them out.
That's what the blood is for on the bread. When the fearie eats the
blood, it will power the circle and trap the faerie inside.
Harry summons a farie
who's real name is quite beautiful, but goes by Toot-Toot. Harry puts
just enough of his will in it to make Toot-Toot to subconsciously
come here. After ten minutes, Toot-Toot comes flying over the lake
and cautiously approaches the circle. Toot-Toot is about six inches
tall and has a silver glow. Bread, milk, and honey were a “common
vice of the lower fae.”
For several minutes,
Toot-Toot circles the food and eventually his greed outweighs his
caution and he dives into the circle and begins to eat, setting off
the trap. Toot-Toot becomes angry and tries to escape, bouncing off
the invisible walls of the circle.
“I should have known!”
he exclaimed, as I approached from the trees. His voice was
high-pitched, but more like a little kid's than the exaggerated kind
of faery voices I'd heard in cartoons. “Now I remember where I've
seen those plates before! You ugly, sneaky, hamhanded, big-nosed,
flat-footed mortal worm!”
“Hiya, Toot,” I told
him. “Do you remember our deal from last time, or do we need to go
over it again?”
Toot glared defiantly up
at me and stomed his foot on the ground. More silver faery dust
puffed out from the impact. “Release me!” he demanded. “Or I
will tell the Queen!”
“If I don't release
you,” I pointed out, “you can't tell the Queen. And you
know just as well as I do what she would say about any dewdrop faery
who was silly enough to get himself caught with a lure of bread and
milk and honey.”
Toot threatens to curse
Harry, but Harry is impatient and tells Toot to hurry along. Toot is
a little hurt, and sulkily tells Harry he could have pretended to be
afraid. Toot goes on a rant, but gets distracted by the high quality
bread and milk (no preservatives) Harry has left for him. Harry and
Toot negotiate a deal where Toot would tell him what's been going on
at the Lake House in the last few days in exchange for Harry
releasing him. Harry makes Toot promise three times, since that is
close to truth as you can get from a faery.
Harry breaks the circle
and Toot flies off. After 30 minutes, Toot returns and tries to make
Harry guess what he learned. Harry, impatiently, tells Toot to just
tell him. Toot accuses Harry of being no fun and reasons that's why
Harry doesn't date often. Toot reveals that the faery spy on Harry.
Harry is startled to discover that.
Finally, Toot tells him
what another faery, Goldeneyes, told him. Last night, Goldeneyes,
drove up here on top of a pizza delivery car to the Lake House.
Goldeneyes said the mortals were sporting (faery term for activity
involving nudity and lust) and needed to regain their strength. Harry
is surprised to learn that faeries love pizza and promises Toot to
have the occasional pizza delivered up here for the help. Harry asks
for which pizza company delivered last night, but the concept of
different brands goes over Toot's head.
Harry is beginning to
think that Victor Sells was cheating on his wife and she was just in
denial. Harry gather's his supplies and turns to find a man with
sword walking towards him.
“Harry Blackstone
Copperfield Dresden. Irresponsible use of true names for summoning
and binding others to your will violates the Fourth Law of Magic,”
the man intoned. “I remind you that you are under the Doom of
Damocles. No further violations of the Laws will be tolerated. The
sentence for further violation is death, by the sword, to be carried
out at once.”
My
Thoughts
The film canister kinda
dates this book. Butcher wrote in the 90s and it was published way
back in 2000, when people still had cameras with film and not SD
cards. The question is, who was there taking pictures. Another P.I.
involved?
Toot-Toot is hilarious.
The way he gets mad at Harry for not following the routine of back
and forth threats and just once to cut to the chase is priceless.
And, of course faeries like pizza, Harry. Everyone likes pizza.
Faeries just aren't good at brand recognition. No one's perfect,
Harry.
Harry's mental image of a
bunch of little faeries peeking through his window is a little
creepy. Apparently, that's what these dewdrop faeries do. They also
like to spy on teenager's making out and play tricks on them.
Victor being a creep
continues. Having a love nest and cheating on your nice wife, what a
creep.
And enter Morgan, guy
with a sword and stick up his ass. We'll learn more about him in the
next chapter.
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